Grease Monkey (AAAAA)
70% Indica / 30% Sativa
on’t be fooled by its name, cause there is nothing greasy or dirty about this strain. Infact, Grease Monkey is one of the most beautiful and well loved strains in Canada. Created by crossing Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies and Cream, this indica dominant hybrid is one of the most tasty and potent ones in the market.
Grease Monkey is well suited for both recreational and medicinal use, and is one of the highest quality strains in the whole world.
Grease Monkey Effects
As an indica dominant hybrid, and one of the most potent strains in the market, Grease Monkey is well loved by many for its powerful and mind numbing effects. The high of the strain is fast acting and sets in gradually.
Users can expect a warming buzz spreading throughout their bodies, followed by a sudden spike in focus and concentration.
The high suddenly becomes cerebral, and transports the user to a state of introspection and bliss. This not only leaves the user sedated and couch locked, but also induces the munchies and effectively deals with loss of appetite.
Grease Monkey THC Content
As an AAAAA grade strain, Grease Monkey is not only one of the highest quality strains in the market, but also one of the most potent. Containing between 27% and 30% THC, combined with more than 1% CBD, Grease Monkey is one of the most powerful strains in the market, and packs a powerful enough punch to knock out even the heaviest users.
Due to its potency, Grease Monkey is loved mostly by recreational users. However, the strain is also loved by medicinal users, and can be effectively used against conditions such as chronic pain, nausea, appetite loss, insomnia, headaches, migraines and inflammation.
Grease Monkey Appearance
But that’s not all, since the strain also has an extremely appealing appearance as well. As an AAAAA grade strain, Grease Monkey is one of the most beautiful strains you will ever come across.
Like most indica dominant strains, the strain has medium sized, dense and thick buds which are fluffy and of a lush, forest green color. There also are a number of orange and purple colored pistils, embedded in the thick, fluffy nugs. The highlight however, is the fine coating of tiny trichome crystals which make the strain so potent and fun to smoke.
Grease Monkey Aroma
Surprisingly, despite its name, Grease Monkey does not have the harsh smells which are associated with most indicas. Instead, it’s aroma is surprisingly sweet, with heavy undertones of a sweet vanilla and slightly pungent earthy aromas.
Grease Monkey’s taste is just as inticing and delicious as its aroma. The strain inherits all the delicious flavors of Cookies and Cream, and tastes just like an extremely sugary and nutty vanila. This taste, along with a slightly pungent diesel like taste on the exhale make this strain one of the most unique and delicious ones ever.
Where to buy Grease Monkey in Canada?
Extremely famous all over the world for its potency, taste, and aroma, Grease Monkey is not that hard to find in the market. In fact, many online dispensaries proudly stock it as one of their best quality and most selling products.
Unfortunately, as a AAAAA grade strain, Grease Monkey does have certain special treatment and storage requirements which not all cannabis dispensaries are able to provide. Which is why you should always purchase your high quality weed strains from trusted dispensaries.
As the oldest and largest one in business, Buy My Weed Online has some of the best quality standards in the industry. Simply go through our reviews and see why we are the best dispensary to purchase Grease Monkey from.
Frequently asked questions
How do I become a member?
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How can I order?
Who is eligible to purchase on your site?
Only qualified clients over the age of 19 who live in Canada are able to purchase medical marijuana through our site. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.
How can I trust you?
While there are a number of scammers on the internet who claim to sell legal weed, we can assure you we aren’t one of them. We have spent years building a solid reputation amongst medical patients and strongly support the use of medical marijuana. We understand the needs of medical patients that may have trouble purchasing their medicine from a dispensary for any number of reasons and believe they shouldn’t be forced to have to buy illegally on the streets. We have made the decision to offer full access to our site to medical patients in Canada so they may have safe access to their medicine at any time.
What reasons would I need medical marijuana for?
Medical marijuana can help with a growing number of problems. Below is a list of potential uses:
- Multiple Sclerosis
- Spinal Cord Injury/Disease
- Severe Arthritis
- Eating Disorders
- Auto Accident(s)
- Alzheimer’s Disease
- Brain Injury
- Chronic Pain
- Chronic Nausea
- Crohn’s Disease
- Kidney Failure/Dialysis
- Irritable Bowl Syndrome
- Muscular Dystrophy
- Muscle Spasms
- Parkinson’s Disease
- Sleep Disorders
- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Hepatitis C
- Gastrointestinal Disorders
- Back &Neck Problems
- Sexual Dysfunction
How do you package my shipment?
We understand that most people require discretion. So, we use generic prepaid Xpress envelopes to package items. We then vacuum seal and bubble wrap the contents for maximum discretion, protection and to seal in the freshness. There is nothing written on the outside of the envelope that would advertise that you are taking medical marijuana so no nosy neighbors would know it is anything other then a regular package from the post office.
Do you ship Medical Marijuana outside of Canada?
No. We never do and there are no exceptions to this.
Am I allowed to pick up my order?
No. You cannot directly pick up your order from us. We only accept payments via email money transfer for now.
Can I place larger orders than those listed on your site?
No. If you desire a larger quantity that what we have listed you may want to consider placing multiple orders.
What happens if I don’t get my package?
If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected arrival date, let us know and we will file a trace with Canada Post.If a trace is filed, Canada Post will conduct an investigation (which can take 5 business days to complete). If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable” or lost in transit, we will send you a 1x replacement package up to $500 of the value of your package free of charge.We do not offer postage refunds if your order arrives late due to any postal issues.
Canada Post says ||successfully delivered|| but I have not received my order
here are 2 likely scenarios:
a) the postal worker put it in the wrong mailbox, or
b) what often happens is that a postal worker will scan in all the packages saying they were “successfully delivered” then spend that day and/or the next day delivering it.
If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected delivery date, let us know and we will file a trace with the post office. Canada Post will file an investigation which can take 5 business days to complete. If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable”, we will send you a 1x replacement free of charge (UP TO $125).
From Canada Post
The investigation involves contacting the addressee to confirm delivery, or to better understand how they receive their mail and, as applicable, if they checked:
with the front desk, security or mail room at the receiving address to see if someone else accepted the item on their behalf;their Community Mail Box for the item or parcel compartment key; around their property to see if the item was left in a safe location or in a mailbox attached to their home.
In rare cases, a delivery scan is entered into our system before the item is delivered. If you become aware that the addressee has received the item before we contact you, simply reply to this e-mail indicating the item has been received.”
My package is going to the wrong destination
If you’re tracking your package on the Canada Post website and it looks like it’s headed to the wrong city, it’s most likely due to human error at Canada Post. Human errors happen on occasion as the postal employee has to manually enter each postal code in the system and if they are off by a digit/letter, it can cause a routing error and subsequent delay of 1-2 days.
My tracking number does not work. Help!
We will email you your tracking number before its been scanned in at the post office. Until it has been scanned in, your tracking number will not be trackable on the Canada Post website.
Please wait till the end of day and your tracking number should appear correctly. If it does not, please email [email protected] and we will look into it.
How do I pay?
At this time we ONLY accept Interac email transfer payments. For instructions on how to send a secure Interac payment please watch the video tutorial found here: INTERAC e-Transfer – How it works
P.S.: We do not accept PayPal unfortunately or credit cards at the moment.
Shipping to Nunavut and Northern Quebec
Unfortunately, we experience much higher % of postal thefts when shipping to Northern Quebec and Nunavut. We cannot offer any delivery guarantees if you live in these areas and you will be ordering at your own risk. This means you will not receive a replacement package or refund if your package is lost or stolen.